I like butter but am allergic to butter.

I ate butter and now am sick of butter.

You'd think I'd learn my lesson, but I'm stilll thinking a bit of butter will make it better.

It won't. Being allergic to dairy products will do that to you.

Also I am very unphotogenic. My face, it is like a big box of epic boxy proportions.

Also some woman called me fat ( Read more... )

I have this on loop in my brain. Why is it not getting less funny?

I am concerned.

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I keep thinking about the most politically-incorrect ice-skating tournament ever.

Where the organisers provide cushions all along the side of the rink of other skaters to kneel on.

So that when someone is skating, all the other girls (or boys, I'm not sexist)(except for the occasional smudge of female supremacy, ahahahaha) kneel with hands clasped in ( Read more... )

F*** YEAH!

THE EXAMS THAT I SO TOTALLY SCREWED UP EARLY THIS YEAR? THOSE ONES? THE ONES THAT WOULD STOP ME FROM GOING TO JAPAN IF I DIDN'T DO WELL?

THOSE ONES?

The lowest I got was a 60%. I DON'T HAVE TO RETAKE ANYTHING.

*hip thrust of JOY*

*thrusts again*

I am unabashedly delighted. After a semester plagued by shit weather, terrible illness (of the ho- ( Read more... )

Shamelessly stolen from at least three people. You know who you are.

The first ten people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level. If you absolutely can't write, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to ( Read more... )